Winter is Coming Braavos/Dorne section
17/07/2013 – Fitting In
williamkezmarr:grabs the warhammer and throws it spinning up in the air
LordFyr:Watches Lyonel, bemused.
Beware_Werewolf:hops down off the saddle and draws her blade, walking over to the newcomer
Nihlus_Kryik:stifles a laugh Well, in that case by all means loot his things and we’ll say no more about it.
mounts his horse and rides away not wanting company
williamkezmarr:catches it like nothing and Lyonel spins it in his hands marching in place
Warlord7:Very good, Skipper. looting body
williamkezmarr:then swings it against a nearby tree and it gets stuck in the bark
williamkezmarr:the warhammer’s head is lodged deep
LordFyr:That would be a wonderful thing, for a show boy. You’re to be a soldier, and my squire to boot. Get the damn hammer, and don’t play with the tools of your craft. He spits
williamkezmarr:Ah… I take it that if it were an enemy it would NOT get stuck…
LordFyr:Frowns at the attempted jest
williamkezmarr:Yes, my lord, thank you my lord?
Beware_Werewolf:kicks over the newcomer And who in the hell are you?
williamkezmarr:(wasn’t a jest, he was really proud and earnest)
KuroZama:still seated on Tyrone, sighing at Allyria’s short temper
williamkezmarr:(in that it would not get stuck in an enemy as it did on a tree)
LordFyr:You’re still speaking? I told you, get the hammer.
Warlord7:By the Twelve Oarsmen, broad, what the tempest?
jailer:looks at Allyria and the newcomer
williamkezmarr:(and at being told it was a wonderful thing)
Warlord7:knocks her over
williamkezmarr:grabs the hammer by the shaft and pulls hard
williamkezmarr:again and again
LordFyr:(It was an insult, dammit.)
SniperKlein:(lol’ed at “what the tempest?”)
Warlord7:finishes looting body, swings up onto horse
williamkezmarr:(went right over his head)
Beware_Werewolf:hisses and draws Sanguine, holding to his throat
williamkezmarr:his shirtless, glistening chest heaves and pulls with the exertion
Warlord7:up on horse
LordFyr:Sighs, and dismounts his horse, approaching Lyonel. You best pray you get it loose, before I have to.
Beware_Werewolf:smirks and cuts the girth of the saddle
Warlord7:stares in confusion at maid offering him a sewing needle
williamkezmarr:his hands slide up and down the shaft as he struggles to gain a firm hold
LordFyr:(Wtf, William. This isn’t a porno.)
williamkezmarr:he twists the shaft slightly
KuroZama:(Did you get a firm hold of the shaft yet?)
ladyoflannister:(insert ‘Oh my’ gif here)
Nihlus_Kryik:(Keeping it classy, I see)
LordFyr:(I think I’ll just kill Lyonel and be done with it.)
williamkezmarr:Lyonel falls down with the warhammer on top of him
williamkezmarr:Done, my Lord!
Beware_Werewolf:saunters back to her horse and swings into the saddle Wont get far with a broken girth..
williamkezmarr:It just needed a few twists and turns until it gave.
LordFyr:Looks at Lyonel with disgust, and returns to his horse Pitiful. Get ready to depart.
williamkezmarr:Yes, my Lord. I will pack up your things.
LordFyr:(Omg. I can’t even… I’m laughing too hard at this, will. xD)
Warlord7:jumps off of horse That be no knife, wench! This be a knife! exposes himself inappropriately, but watching for sudden movements from Allyria
Beware_Werewolf:doesn’t even look
KuroZama:stares bored at Allyria Why do does a lady keep making new enemies every day?
ladyoflannister:(What is happening?!)
LordFyr:(Aaaannndd Warlord is fiddin’ tah die too.)
Warlord7:gets on second horse To be sure, one sea-serpent o’ the land be enough for me.
williamkezmarr:(why are you crying?)
Nihlus_Kryik:(Warlord, just yes)
Nihlus_Kryik:(That was hilarious xD)
mrstealth122:rides as far ahead before being distracted and following a deer into the forest
KuroZama:(This won’t end well xD)
Warlord7:rides gloriously into sunset, spilling coin and ale behind him
Beware_Werewolf:turns to Kazur I will make enemies if people continuously insult me, is that alright with you?
ladyoflannister:(General craziness tbh. I love it!)
LordFyr:(Well, Lady. William is re-enacting a porno, Warlord is exposing himself to Allyria…. I’m disgusted by it all.)
KuroZama:shrugs Go for it.
Warlord7:(No, I’m done exposing myself. I’m on the road to kings’ Landing.
SniperKlein:(The plot, the romance, the action… And I’m here for all of it.)
LordFyr:Scoffs, then spits, before drinking from his flask I’m to make a soldier of that? A disgrace. He frowns.
Beware_Werewolf:sighs ….men…dim-witted..ignorant assholes..
ladyoflannister:(Oh, Sniper: you’ll fit right in here.)
LordFyr:(And lady will love every in-I mean, you fitting in here.)
Warlord7:(You’ll fit right in here, too, big boy. ;) )
ladyoflannister:(omg no NOT LIKE THAT)
Warlord7:(Damn! SOmeone beat tme to it.)
ladyoflannister:(I hate you all.)
LordFyr:(It was too easy. xD)
Warlord7:(^^She was too easy)
Beware_Werewolf:(I’m sure it was, Fyr)
ladyoflannister:(I really shouldn’t have said anything tbh.)
Warlord7:(Lady, you even did an "Oh, Sniper " before you said it. Clearly askin’ for the dragon.)
LordFyr:(But really, Will. No ERP plox. I do not like teh menz.)
mrstealth122:heads back looking for the group hoping they have set off
Nihlus_Kryik:(Are we road-tripping to KL again, or…?)
LordFyr:(Waiting for… Oh, there he is.)
KuroZama:(My reaction to everything that happens here; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZcNoX9pk5k)
Beware_Werewolf:(You hardly thought we wouldn’t make something outta that, did you Lady?)
SniperKlein:(Guys, it’s fine. I like fitting in, and I try really hard to do so.)
ladyoflannister:(I legitimately did not I wasn’t prepared!)
LordFyr:Signals to his men to begin falling into formation.
williamkezmarr:(now I just need to create a page for Squid Venom)
Warlord7:(Prepared. Describe “prepared” for us, lady. In…depth.)
Beware_Werewolf:(Throw that shovel away, Lady.)
LordFyr:(It’s all well and good.)
ChrystalJ1:(if you have astroglide you can fit almost anywhere Sniper XD)
Warlord7:(Lady, you keep ****ing up)
Beware_Werewolf:(I believe it is, “face-desk”)
ladyoflannister:(…This beats the darkish entrance tbh.)
Maru15:(What’s going on, btw?)
Warlord7:(Turns out our Queen is a tramp.)
Beware_Werewolf:(Lady keeps making a cock up)
LordFyr:(Oh Maru, you missed william stroking a shaft, Warlord exposing himself, and more.)
ladyoflannister:(Well, I’m undergoing ritual humiliation over here.)
williamkezmarr:(good news for Lyonel)
ChrystalJ1:(lady needs lube)
Warlord7:(She finished off Sniper, and got straight to work on Kuro)
LordFyr:(Lyonel worries me. Really.)
ladyoflannister:(Nononononono I am dying. Dead. DEAD.)
Maru15:(Fair enough, so the usual crazy?)
Warlord7:(I think my number is next, but my character isn;t there.)
TylerM55:(oh my, what the hell is happening
Beware_Werewolf:(Oh sweet jaysus..I’m craughing)
SniperKlein:(Someone, pass me a towel, will ya?)
SniperKlein:(Gotta clean up)
ChrystalJ1:(he’s covered in lube)
LordFyr:(Well Maru. He lodged a warhammer in a tree and… Ya know what? Not even talking about it.)
Warlord7:(Point is. Timeskip is a go.)
ladyoflannister:(I’m blaming this on you, Wolf, you know that?)
SniperKlein:(Covered in lady, trying to help me fit in and all)
Beware_Werewolf:(I’m saving all this)
Beware_Werewolf:(I have to. xD)
ChrystalJ1:(the tree needs lube to get the axe out XD)
Maru15:(Timeskip to KL, you mean?)
Nigzy:( What in blazes is happening? )
LordFyr:(Hammer. But yes, Maru.)
LordFyr:(Hey Nigzy. Don’t worry about it.)
Beware_Werewolf:(I am happy to take the blame. xD)
williamkezmarr:(yes, the hammer’s rather large head actually)
SniperKlein:(Timeskip to after all our inner Rahms are let loose)
LordFyr:(As I said. Lyonel. Decapitation. Nao.)
ladyoflannister:(Timeskip to a time when I still had dignity.)
williamkezmarr:(you know why they call it the hammer, right?)
Warlord7:(Lady, you’re going to need a bigger plot device.)
LordFyr:(NO WILL. YOU AND YOUR HAMMERS AND TESTY THE MAN DEFILER.)
Nigzy:( Timeskip to before Cersei was born then? :o ;D )
williamkezmarr:(oh, no Testy is an equal opportunity defiler)
ChrystalJ1:(she’s going to need a bigger something allright…LOL)
ladyoflannister:(Ohhhhh you did NOT go there, Nigzy!)
Nigzy:( <3>ll see… copious side-eye)