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05/10/2013 – Two Men, One Cauldron

LordFyr:I assumed as much, thus my care. You spoke of gel that may be applied to the hands for safety, I will require some. I like my fingers.
RdV1971:(is that the gel i talked about? the stuff that burns and keeps the skin/item under it cool?)
Maru15:Of course. I was just getting to that. He heads over to a cabinet on the wall and opens it. Inside is an entire cauldron of the stuff
LordFyr:(Yes and no, Rd, it has been used before you joined.)
Beware_Werewolf:(Listen to what Illy said, Sevra)
Maru15:(Indeed, RdV.)
LordFyr:(Same substance I assume.)
Maru15:(Yeah, it’s something like that.)
Maru15:(Probably more potent, since WILDFIRE.)
RdV1971:(it’s what they use for stunts)
LordFyr:He waits patiently, mindful of the ceramic flask.
Maru15:Come closer. Apply some to yourself.
LordFyr:(That sounded so… Maru, just.. no.)(
Beware_Werewolf:(Holy sweet jesus, Maru)
LordFyr:He does as Daeron says, applying the gel to his hands vigorously.
Karach_Blade:(I’m laughing so hard I just inhaled my tea)
LordFyr:(I’m not your cheap whore, Maru.)
Maru15:(Dude, there’s no way I can describe splattering some weird ass gel all over yourself without looking like something else.)
LordFyr:(You don’t pay me. Is a slut.)
Beware_Werewolf:(I was drawing and turned around t read the chat and the first thing I read is “Come closer. Apply some to yourself.” XD)
Nihlus_Kryik:(“Come closer. Apply some to yourself.” – Cousin D at his finest)
Maru15:(I can do worse.)
Nihlus_Kryik:(You’d be surprised!)
Beware_Werewolf:(Maru..never change)
Maru15:Not just the hands! Stick your whole goddamn arm in there!
Maru15:(^ See?)
Beware_Werewolf:(For the love of all things good, never change, Portugoose)
RdV1971:(O.O’)
Maru15:(I don’t much intend to.)
R04N:(Omw )
Maru15:(Huggles Wolf)
KensaiVG:(Yeah. NOPE)
Beware_Werewolf:(huggles back)
KensaiVG:(SO OUT)
Nihlus_Kryik:(xDD)
LordFyr:(…. Give me a minute to breathe.)
Beware_Werewolf:(licks Fyr)
Maru15:(Sure. I have time.)
R04N:(Now look who’s breathin heavy Fyr)
Maru15:The viscous substance is coolingly pleasant
Nihlus_Kryik:("In a the Tower of the Hand he’s not so grand, But in a room full of sand, oh boy, you’d be surpriiiised! ~)
Maru15:(xDD New verse.)
RdV1971:(that song is going to be an hour long before long)
Karach_Blade:(I APPROVE)
LordFyr:(RO4N, you did leave me breathless.)
Karach_Blade:(It will beat Jacek’s XD)
R04N:(What can I say, I have that effect on some )
Beware_Werewolf:(Shall be we be gentler next time, Fyr?)
LordFyr:Err… Perhaps I should teach you the ways of wordplay, so this would seem more appropriate, Daeron. He coats his arms.
Beware_Werewolf:(looks at Quinn He can’t handle us.)
LordFyr:(No, baby, no. That tongue thing you both did… and just.. the pounding.. To die for.)
R04N:(Damn Straight Werewolf)
Nihlus_Kryik:(O_O)
Beware_Werewolf:(Please, just call me Wolf)
Karach_Blade:(HAHAHAHAHAHA falls off bed)
Maru15:As a matter of fact, I should probably get some on me as well. Move over, give me some room. He dips his arms in the gel
Maru15:He completely ignores Ihniel’s comment
LordFyr:(Maru you’re legitimately killing me.)
Maru15:It’s been a while since I worked with this. Curious. I don’t recall it being so sticky.
Maru15:Ah well.
LordFyr:As you say. He sighs, feeling like he’s in a brothel.
Beware_Werewolf:Kyra had looked away for awhile, with the pain in her ribs. She did not expect to hear this when she zoned back into the conversation between Inhiel and Daeron
RdV1971:(looks in the closet hey! fyr, whatcha doing in the closet?)
LordFyr:(shhh… Fap fap fap fap)
Maru15:Daeron and Ihniel have their backs turned to the window and are looking down, fumbling with something Kyra can’t see
RdV1971:(laf)
Beware_Werewolf:She looks through the window, and her eyes widen, and quickly looks away
Karach_Blade:(Maru, that’s beautiful
Nihlus_Kryik:(applauds Maru)
LordFyr:(Wishes Kyra could join.)
Nihlus_Kryik:(You, Ser, are taking the piss, and doing so excellently)
LordFyr:(I’m going to kill you, Maru. xD)
Maru15:She can clearly hear Daeron’s last words: “I don’t recall it being so sticky.”
LordFyr:(OMG MARU XD)
Maru15:They echo in her mind
RdV1971:(laf maru)
Beware_Werewolf:She tries to stop herself laughing and ends up in a coughing fit
TylerM55:(whats everyone doing?)
Beware_Werewolf:(Maru is extracting the urine quite well)
Maru15:(Wut?)
RdV1971:(when you evesdrop you either hear nothing good about yourself or you hear stuff that makes you piss yourself laughing) :D
Beware_Werewolf:(Taking the piss)
Maru15:(ah.)
jaymax:(Welcome to a game of what the ****)
Beware_Werewolf:(Extracting the urine)
RdV1971:(i prefer a game of dafuq just happen?
Maru15:Kyra can hear something splattering on the ground, and Daeron protest Be careful, Ihniel! Don’t let it go to waste! Do you have any idea how long it takes me to replenish my reserves?
LordFyr:(THat’s it. So done with this RP. xD)
Karach_Blade:(GoT room 2: Maddness id our reality)
LordFyr:(I’M SO DONE DUDE!!!)
Maru15:(Stfu. You do what I tell you to do.)
Nihlus_Kryik:(xDDD)
Maru15:(Now you get those arms all up in that cauldron and partake in these innuendos with me!)
Beware_Werewolf:Kyra doubles over in laughter, her ribs aching
LordFyr:Daeron, do you not realize how all of this sounds, you complete fool?!?!
TylerM55:(i have been doing paperwork and typing all day, its taken a toll, im sorry)
LordFyr:He throws his hands up in exasperation.
Karach_Blade:(dying)
Beware_Werewolf:Kyra’s laughs can be heard from outside the room
Maru15:No, don’t do th- Gel goes flying to splatter on the wall across the room Damn it, Ihniel! Who’s the fool now?! I told you not to let it go to waste!
Maru15:I swear, you’ll be cleaning up the whole thing!
Beware_Werewolf:Oh by the gods..ow…my ribs…she continues to laugh, nearly falling off her seat
LordFyr:That’s it. I cannot do this, you’re a fool. He pivots on his heel, and makes to leave, grumbling about incompetent masters

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